Move Over Dragon Vette, Florida Brought Cocaine

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips) 12/10/2014 at 19:53 • Filed to: None

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So much cocaine was consumed to create this.

JGrabowMSt > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/10/2014 at 19:55

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LOL 8 cylinders.

PS9 > JGrabowMSt 12/10/2014 at 19:57

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LOL "Beautiful Car"

yamahog > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/10/2014 at 19:58

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It's like a tramp stamp but ALL OVER YOUR CAR.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > yamahog 12/10/2014 at 19:59

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I could see this parked at a club in Panama City, driven by a 50 year old body builder, trying to pick up high school girls.

Devilishprune > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/10/2014 at 20:50

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The fact that the seller didn't put how much the paint job cost in parentheses tells me that this ad is obviously a fake.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Devilishprune 12/10/2014 at 20:52

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Looks pretty legit actually.

whatisthatsound > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/10/2014 at 20:57

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NOW HOLD ON A GOSH DARN MINUTE. I'm in the market for a viper. I live 30 minutes away. I am seriously considering offering 26k isn which is generous, and repainting it. Oh the lady friend will not be pleased with this. I will text him now, lets see how real this shit just got with all 8 cylinders. Unless he means only 8 cylinders work...

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > whatisthatsound 12/10/2014 at 20:59

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I'll be expecting a report.

whatisthatsound > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/10/2014 at 21:02

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I'm calling him in the morning. I think he will laugh at me and hang up the phone, keep my number and call me back in a month. I really wouldn't hate looking at this car for a serious buy. Time to get on the viper forums and get some info on the vin.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > whatisthatsound 12/10/2014 at 21:05

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There are 3-4 of them here in Milton, including a Heffner twin turbo one.

whatisthatsound > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/10/2014 at 21:15

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I've seen one or two in Pensacola, I live right downtown. I love the elise, but I've always wanted a viper and I'm looking to do a straight up value trade. I might be able to get this cheaper and repaint that wouldn't be too bad. I'd keep it silver and add the blue stripes.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > whatisthatsound 12/10/2014 at 21:17

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If he does answer and consider your offer, I need to know 2 things: 1. Does he/she have a long pinky nail, 2. Is their nose red.

whatisthatsound > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/10/2014 at 21:22

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I will confirm these things tomorrow.

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > yamahog 12/10/2014 at 21:32

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Took the words out of my mouth. Clicked to say....its face a tramp stamp

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > JGrabowMSt 12/14/2014 at 15:25

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weirdest car commercial ever